Ah yes, first Monday in May, also known as the Hunger Games of haute couture: Met Gala 2025, themed “Time Travelers’ Ball: From Pharaohs to Futurebots.” Because nothing says “timeless elegance” like Cleopatra meets cyberpunk. The carpet? No longer red. This year, it’s shimmering iridescent slime, inspired by an AI’s dream about a unicorn rave. […]